
This week let’s write a practical poem. Some might say poetry isn’t practical so let’s prove them wrong. Post your pragmatic paean in the comments below.
About Bartholomew Barker
Bartholomew Barker is an organizer of Living Poetry, a collection of poets in the Triangle region of North Carolina where he has hosted a monthly feedback workshop for more than decade. His first poetry collection, Wednesday Night Regular, written in and about strip clubs, was published in 2013. His second, Milkshakes and Chilidogs, a chapbook of food inspired poetry was served in 2017. He was nominated for a Pushcart Prize in 2021. Born and raised in Ohio, studied in Chicago, he worked in Connecticut for nearly twenty years before moving to Hillsborough where he lives and writes poetry.
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Posted by Cassa Bassa | March 9, 2020, 7:36 AMCan opener
Pocket knife
Punch key
all things of great value
Until you need toilet paper
then
you have to be creative
Then again
why would you need it if
you have
nothing to open
nothing to slice
nothing to drink
complicated
it is
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Posted by Lisa Tomey | March 9, 2020, 10:14 AMLove it even if it sounds like Yoda at the end.
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Posted by Bartholomew Barker | March 9, 2020, 4:55 PMThank you! Ha
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Posted by Lisa Tomey | March 9, 2020, 7:33 PMLol enjoyong this Lisa!!!
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Posted by Cassa Bassa | March 9, 2020, 10:51 PMThank You!
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Posted by Lisa Tomey | March 10, 2020, 7:23 AMHe is a Doer
She is dreaming up
all the grand qualities
in a man
He gives her an adorable smile
kisses her like a devil
passionately makes love to her
like there is no tomorrow
She pants and moans
thinks about their likely
possible future together
He looks at her with his puppy eyes
lays with her over and over
he says to her
I am labouring to give you a child
for our future
My Queen!
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Posted by Cassa Bassa | March 9, 2020, 11:20 PMThis is awesome! I like the natural rhythm in this.
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Posted by Lisa Tomey | March 10, 2020, 7:25 AMThanks Lisa! Both you and I are on the funny side with this prompt.
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Posted by Cassa Bassa | March 10, 2020, 7:34 AMAn excellent description of the only practical use for men.
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Posted by Bartholomew Barker | March 10, 2020, 4:17 PMThank you! I had fun writing it. 😃
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Posted by Cassa Bassa | March 10, 2020, 4:23 PMI just posted my poem here: https://bartbarkerpoet.com/2020/03/10/the-luster-of-gold/
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Posted by Bartholomew Barker | March 10, 2020, 8:39 PM