This week let’s write a Holiday Listicle poem. If you’ve spent any time on the internet you’ve seen those ads for listicles with catchy titles like “7 Reasons Cats Hate Christmas” or “9 New Years Resolutions to Astound your Friends” or “13 Gift Ideas for a Curmudgeonly Old Poet”. I don’t care if the poem you write has anything to do with the title or not. In fact, I think it’s funnier to imagine people taking the clickbait then being confused by your poem, but maybe that’s just me.
Post your title and poem in the comments below and have a Happy Whatever!