It’s the last week of 2023 so let’s write a resolution poem. New Year’s resolutions are a tradition that goes back as long as we’ve had calendars so let’s participate even if you employ some poetic license. Post your list in the comments below.
It’s the last week of 2023 so let’s write a resolution poem. New Year’s resolutions are a tradition that goes back as long as we’ve had calendars so let’s participate even if you employ some poetic license. Post your list in the comments below.
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New Year’s Resolutions I’m Sure to Break
I will catch butterflies instead of colds.
I will travel in a train, not in my imagination.
I will lose weight instead of my mind.
I will practice obfuscation rather than obstinacy.
I will watch the road, not calories.
I will remember which road leads where.
I will walk with the wild turkey and deer.
I will enjoy drinking coffee black. Or not at all.
I will not use my mouth as a shoe rack.
I will be younger than I was last year.
I won’t forget where I put my keys. Or my glasses.
I won’t be afraid to be afraid.
I won’t make promises. I promise.
I won’t make any more New Year’s resolutions.
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Posted by crazy4yarn2 | December 25, 2023, 1:33 PMExcellent! Love the first one and the last two. Great way to start and end strong. Well done!
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Posted by Bartholomew Barker | December 25, 2023, 7:14 PMThank you so much! My favorite line is “I will not use my mouth as a shoe rack.” Merry Christmas!
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Posted by crazy4yarn2 | December 25, 2023, 8:17 PMThat was certainly the most cryptic line for me. Happy New Year!
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Posted by Bartholomew Barker | December 26, 2023, 9:08 PM