This week let’s write a poem with the words glass, pound and badger in it. This is another of those prompts where I randomly choose three words from a list of the top 1000 words in the English language plus a few of my favorites. (Yes, badger is one of the favorites I added.) Post your poems in the comments below.
So, I always reply late to these prompts because my weeks are so intense. Fridays are part of my regular 3-day weekend. So I marinated on this all week and offer the following thoughts.
Badger
Channel a badger
Powerful
Fierce
Magnificent in her squat wideness
Channel her essence
Pound obstacles to dust
Break the glass barriers holding you back
Embrace your inner goddess
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Love the squat wideness. Great work!
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“I hated that gig” said Bucky Badger
Slamming his glass mug down at the Plaza
“I only took it ’cause that stupid (Goldy) Gopher
was going to do it $250 bucks”
Now everywhere I go I hear
“Snaaake! SNAKE!”
“I should have stuck with football
and never have gone into the meme scene”
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Pounding … darn. : )
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The perils of peer pressure. Well done!
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I love the Pauline reference at the end. You have nailed my objections to Paul. Too many words – he needed a good editor.
“He just needed to bring it to a workshop
so we could get rid of that adverb,
seriously.”
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Love that you used the verbal forms of pound and badger. Well done!
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Yeah, pound and badger make wonderful verbs. Thanks!
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Unexpected and well done!
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Thanks!
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Pounding … darn. : )
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Inspired by a favourite book of mine ~ Wind in the Willows by Graham Greene
He popped up from his Holley house,
Eyes blinking in the morning sun.
His brunch-time tummy rumbling;
Time for some foodish-fun!
He shuffled over to Badger’s house,
Just a shortish walk away,
“Morning’ Badger, my old mate!
How’s you like to come and play?!”
Badger, awake for hours already
Was happy to waddle along,
He loved his Moley friend,
Whistling a cheery song.
They arrived at the cosy pub
Perched right on the river’s edge,
Sun glistening in the blue sky,
They grabbed a table just near the hedge.
“A glass of two of your finest ale!
Sang Mole to the Hedgehog bartender.
“And ploughman’s lunch and pie and mash,
We don’t want this to turn to a bender!”
They sat and they drank their dark brown ale,
Moley and Badger. Two great friends.
“I’ve a pound in my pocket and great company,
I hope this day will never end!”
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Lovely! I’ve never read Wind in the Willows but after this poem, I feel like I should take look.
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I can see the children’s illustrated book already!
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Note: This is complete nonsense but was fun. Theriatrics is Veterinary Medicine.
Badger Adage-er
Though the Cadger is a cad for cadging
And the Badger is bad for an adage
the hedge is really good for edging
But only a wedge is neat for wedging.
A pound is neutral measure
a bag of gold or cure for prevention
on the other hand it would be rash
to demand a pound of flesh
Unless of course
you think your house of glass
gives you a preternatural pass
for throwing stones to harass
the aptly brittle upper class.
Still prevention is a cure for badger bites
better than the pounds you pay
for transparent huts, supplies of bricks
or the ministrations of sage theriatrics.
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Ha! Love it! Great work with the sounds.
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Knocked my drunk wine glass down
Mum’s carpet stained blood red
the cleaning cost me a gorgeous pound
no redemption despite, instead
I carry disgrace everywhere ’cause
it nicked my repute the nastiest way
clumsy as a badger with my paws
is what I am known to this day…
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Well done! It even rhymes. Thanks for sharing!
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I feel like you’re writing about me. 🙂
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Billy Badger was small
his mama, Betty, called him half pint
his daddy, Buddy, said he was like a glass half full
but Billy did not drink in all this nonsense
he grew up to be a reporter
where being short and discreet had advantages
last I heard, he was shortlisted
for a raise
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I’ll raise my glass to being short! Well done!
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Hee hee!
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A Badger, A Glass and a Pound
by Ami (Gypsie) Offenbacher-Ferris
Response to Bartholomew Barker’s
Monday Poetry Prompt “Glass, Pound and Badger”
Badger wiggled his lithe body
up and over the rungs of the chair
until finally he sat at the top
where he ordered a pint for a pound
not noticing all the odd stares
No one, not one could ever recall
a badger before who sat in a chair
and ordered a pint for a pound
who then clasped that tall glass full of sweet
badger grass with a long salty border
It didn’t take long and that badger was gone
but before heading back underground
he lifted his glass and said with a grin
Now that’s a good night when I can get
a glass full of pint for a pound
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This is wonderful! I was thinking along the lines of a drinking badger, too. Perhaps mine will join yours.
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Lisa Tommy – Definitely more fun to have company than drinking alone!
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Sorry about the misspelling of your name Lisa. Spell check grabbed it without permission!!
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Sorry about the misspelling of your name Lisa! Dreaded spell-check got it before I sent it!! 😳
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Could be a little children’s book. Though the puritans among us would want it made clear that the sweet badger grass was non-alcoholic. Well done!
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Puritans among us Bartholomew? 🍷🤭
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You never know who’s reading, Gypsie.
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This is true and opens up a gigantic discussion about author responsibility – elsewhere. 😊
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OK, now I feel like I’m in a Disney movie with all these badgers!
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Really clever and evocative
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