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Where Strawberry Chocolates Come From
Imagine some fruitcake farmer mushing up berries with straw into little hearts and spray-painting them red. Then he rolls them in paddies from his chocolate cows. He lets the mess coagulate, then plops them in paper white shells. He drops 12 of them at a time into a red box and ties it with a ribbon. He makes his entire yearly income every Valentine’s Day and smiles, knowing he’s fooled us again with poop-covered red straw.
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Posted by crazy4yarn2 | February 5, 2024, 8:07 AMAn excellent metaphor for capitalism!
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Posted by Bartholomew Barker | February 5, 2024, 8:29 PMAnd an excellent metaphor on Valentine’s Day! Thanks, Bartholomew!
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Posted by crazy4yarn2 | February 6, 2024, 7:53 AMI serenade my sweet
I serenade my sweet.
O, how I love thee.
Thy scent, divine.
The mere thought of you, heaven.
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Oh, my sweet.
Numbers are useless.
Words powerless.
Expression meaningless.
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My sweet.
My desire.
My knees buckle at the thought.
My mind looses all direction.
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Oh, my sweet.
I number the days.
An eternity has past.
True, sad hours.
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My sweet.
My eyes blur.
A vision you are to behold.
No flower as delicate.
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Oh, my sweet.
I long to caress you.
My hands trimble.
Nothing is as sinful as you.
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My sweet.
My mouth salivates.
You and only you.
A little drool.
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Oh, my sweet.
You allude me.
Tease me.
Torment me.
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My sweet.
Mine, you will be.
Together.
For – moments.
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Oh, my sweet.
How I need to sink my teeth –
anywhere.
You will crack.
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My sweet.
You will crumble.
My sweet.
I will lick you up and down.
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Oh, my sweet.
I will glide my tongue
over every surface.
My sweet.
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My sweet.
Come to me.
Cookies, cakes, pies, ice cream, candy.
My sweet.
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I serenade my sweet.
I hate a diet.
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Posted by Chico’s Mom | February 5, 2024, 8:34 AMHot, sexy and cannibalistic. Well done!
(Not sure if “trimble” was a typo or if you coined a new verb. The more I consider it, the more convinced I am that it’s a new word.)
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Posted by Bartholomew Barker | February 5, 2024, 8:33 PMYes, it was a typo. I got my Trimble GPS technology and tremble mixed up. 🤷🏼♀️ Maybe we can get Webster to add it as a new spelling. 😉
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Posted by Chico’s Mom | February 5, 2024, 8:54 PMThank you. 💕 I’m glad you enjoyed.
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Posted by Chico’s Mom | February 5, 2024, 8:54 PM